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Mirror don't lie

June 13, 2012

We all know mirrors don't lie,
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Let's be thankful they also don't laugh...!! :D

Posted by Mr blog.

I was studying and my mom was calling me I didn't respond I was deeply involved in studies
but she called me again and again I shouted please leave me to study,
My exam is tomorrow please I want to study, I want to study.
My mom slapped me and said;
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stop dreaming wake up and study :-p

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Posted by Mr blog.

Best funny line

June 9, 2012

I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advices. :-)
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Posted by Mr blog.

Fighting ladies

June 9, 2012

Two ladies were fighting for a seat in a tourist bus ...
Bus driver: stop fighting, the older one should sit here
Both looked at each other & after a bit of time the fighting stopped
and the seat remained empty :-)
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Posted by Mr blog.

Let me count

June 9, 2012

Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife stays silent for a bit ……
Husband wondering: why you silent....??
Wife : just let me count darling ... :-)

Posted by Mr blog.

Funny reply of student

June 9, 2012

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
Student: No, I was standing on it :-)
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Posted by Mr blog.

Why word women start with 'w'

June 9, 2012

No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
What ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and Finally Wife !!
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Posted by Mr blog.

Wife's dream

June 9, 2012

Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it :-)
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Careless girl

June 9, 2012

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha :-)
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u :-)
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha :-p
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Will you punish me

June 9, 2012

Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? ! :-)
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad :-)

Posted by Mr blog.

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Mirror don't lie

Study in dream

Best funny line

Fighting ladies

Let me count

Funny reply of student

Why word women start with 'w'

Wife's dream

Careless girl

Will you punish me