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Mirror don't lie

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 06:57:48 +0100

We all know mirrors don't lie,
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Let's be thankful they also don't laugh...!! :D

Study in dream

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 06:54:51 +0100

I was studying and my mom was calling me I didn't respond I was deeply involved in studies
but she called me again and again I shouted please leave me to study,
My exam is tomorrow please I want to study, I want to study.
My mom slapped me and said;
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stop dreaming wake up and study :-p

Best funny line

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 08:39:12 +0100

I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advices. :-)

Fighting ladies

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 07:03:14 +0100

Two ladies were fighting for a seat in a tourist bus ...
Bus driver: stop fighting, the older one should sit here
Both looked at each other & after a bit of time the fighting stopped
and the seat remained empty :-)

Let me count

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 07:03:53 +0100

Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife stays silent for a bit ……
Husband wondering: why you silent....??
Wife : just let me count darling ... :-)

Funny reply of student

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 07:04:14 +0100

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
Student: No, I was standing on it :-)

Why word women start with 'w'

Sat, 09 Jun 2012 08:21:51 +0100

No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
What ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and Finally Wife !!

Wife's dream

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 07:04:42 +0100

Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it :-)

Careless girl

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 07:05:29 +0100

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha :-)
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u :-)
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha :-p

Will you punish me

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 07:05:51 +0100

Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? ! :-)
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad :-)