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Congratulations

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:14:26 +0100

Congratulations, you have just wasted fifteen seconds of your life by reading my useless status. :)

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:12:20 +0100

I am not crazy, I just got tired of being normal.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:11:16 +0100

Every time I get on the computer for something I always end up on facebook.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:10:06 +0100

The irony of a social network is that the majority of its users are alone.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:08:02 +0100

Crap happens but why must I always step in it.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:07:10 +0100

I swear that my pillow must be a hair stylist because I wake up every morning with the weirdest hair dos.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:05:21 +0100

Heaven wont have me and hell is afraid that I will take over.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:39:50 +0100

Heart is the greatest cheater in the world
it makes thousands of different excuses
to stay in touch with the person you love.

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:37:36 +0100

Learn to give your absence to those who don't appreciate your presence...!!!

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:35:12 +0100

Expecting is my favourite crime and
disappointment is always my punishment...